Legendary Scottish actor Tom Conti finally tells his life story - I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED - and it's well worth the wait. Opening with how his mother risked everything to rescue his father from a prison camp in WW2, this is a vivid and surprising memoir of a fascinating life. From Einstein in Oppenheimer to Costas the Greek waiter Shirley Valentine falls for, from David Bowie's commandant in Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence to Ross's crazy father-in-law in Friends, he has so many great stories to tell.